- Diana McLaren
Sincerely, A Woman

Dear Society,
If I care about my appearance I am narcissistic.
And if I don't I'm a slob.
Too much make up, I’m fake.
Not enough and I am slovenly.
If I don’t have sex I’m a prude.
If I do I’m a slut.
If I act flirtatious but don’t sleep with you, I’m a tease.
If I flirt with you and have sex with you, I’m easy.
If I don’t flirt with you, I’m frigid.
But if I did you tell me that’s the same as yes.
If I study I’m a nerd.
If I neglect my education I’m dumb.
But if I show my intellect I’m a know it all.
If I hide my intellect I’m a bimbo.
If I’m thin then there’s nothing to hold.
If I’m fat then there’s too much and you’re overwhelmed.
If I like art then I’m pretentious.
And If I don’t then I’m lowbrow.
If laugh at your jokes I’m a suck up.
When I don’t I’m a bitch from hell.
Why do you only want to make me feel bad? It’s like regardless of what I do you’re going to call me a name and make me feel bad for what I am.
Sincerely,
A Woman
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